Home improvement question.

Kinja'd!!! "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
03/25/2018 at 20:10 • Filed to: Cotomersevis

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How do you get diarrhea out of the fiber insulation blanket that comes with a new dishwasher? I mean real, actual human diarrhea.

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Fucking kids, I swear. Also, MAJOR #cotomersevis for Home Depot, whose associate gave me the insulation blanket from the floor model for free as soon as they stopped laughing.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:18

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The moment I read the first sentence I knew you had kids.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:19

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With a flamethrower.

I mean, I honestly have no useful advice, but I don’t think it’s actually possible.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 20:20

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Or live in a frat house


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR
03/25/2018 at 20:21

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I try not to think about frat boys. So much stupid can’t possibly exist I refuse to believe it.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:26

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Bleach the shit out of it.

/I’ll show myself out now


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:26

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
03/25/2018 at 20:27

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I loled.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:28

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I think you are up shit creek without a paddle on this one.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 20:34

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The next time someone asks me why I don’t want kids I’ll just show them this post.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:47

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Kinja'd!!! XJDano > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 20:56

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Remove liner insulation, place in dishwasher, run on pots& pans setting. Replace insulation.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 21:26

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Lots of stupid, yes, but they do like to be shirtless a lot. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 21:30

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i have to check to make sure it wasn;t one of DrZ’s piss in the bathtub posts


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 21:31

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last week my wife was holding our son who had just puked. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, she stood there and waited for wave 2, which went into the floor heating vent, at 1am.....


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 21:37

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Wow. Your kids show their enthusiasm for a new dishwasher in strange ways.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 21:54

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Suitemate’s friend threw up on my nice bathmat and threw it away. He still owes me back for it. College has made me hardcore anti-alcohol because I’m actually seeing what it does to people now.

Frat culture is terrible. Fashion is nice, but otherwise.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
03/25/2018 at 22:00

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Eh, they’re all hairless like shaved apes.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 22:02

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Oh, not all of them. Don’t ask me how I know.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/25/2018 at 22:31

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It sounds like you already have a replacement so I would recommend fire.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/25/2018 at 22:40

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Sorry


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
03/25/2018 at 22:41

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Pro tip: Covering them is worse.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/26/2018 at 05:25

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buy a new house?


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/26/2018 at 10:14

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Luckily I have the steps for this, they are as follows:

Take the washer outside

Place a propane tank inside it and close the washer.

Wrap a blanket around the outside and secure it with ratchet straps

Then pour a few gallons of gasoline on it

Move back a few hundred feet

Start a fire and light your flaming arrow

Finally take your long bow and fire the arrow at the ensemble

Watch it burn and explode

Repeat as necessary